How'd I get here?

I loathe blogging, but I got the random urge to quit playing Fable II and read a story one of my friends posted on his blog. After doing so, I decided to try the whole "talking to myself on the internet and pretending that someone else cares" thing a try.

Anyway, hello. My name is Scott, and I hate you. Yes, you. That guy to your left is pretty cool, but you're a right cunt. I'll be using this little corner of the interweb to drone endlessly on about music and reference Enlightenment Philosophy in the hopes of earning haughty intellectual douchebag points. Who am I kidding? I'm going to forget about this ten minutes from now.

Having said that, I'm going back to Fable II. I'll be back when I have something interesting to post. Or never. Most likely the latter. Goodbye for now (read as: all of eternity), anonymous second-person target.